The lineup
Get the Goose. $19.99 a phone. Pick a chase. The town does the rest.
Difficulty Easy Intermediate Difficult Experts Only
Same as a ski hill. Easy is a stroll. Experts Only gets you wet.
Downtown is hiding dragons. Not the postcard ones. The ones you walk past with a snack in your hand.
Astoria’s been in more pictures than you think. The town knows it. The goose is keeping score.
The river is still a job. The goose is just visiting.
This town burned down. Then it got back up. The magnet skipped that part.
They got here first. They’re loud about it. Bring a snack and a little patience.
You know the movie. You’ve never walked it like this. The goose does not do bus tours.
Older than the town. Hidden in the trees. Wear shoes that have met dirt before.
The other hunts let you stay dry. This one doesn’t. Long. Mean. Bring a shirt that can take a joke.
The other side of the chase.